I have a metric cruiser, and it has had a gremlin bell on it since I bought it. I've never really liked the bell, but a few weeks ago I read the inscription for the first time. It says "Never ride faster than your angel can fly", so it's gotta go.
I've seen plenty of adhesive flying spaghetti monsters, but I want something that can hang on a motorcycle - i.e. looks good from front and back, has…