Advice from Topeka from  http://www.yankeepotroast.org/daily/041207.html   “Never trustnobody & you’ll live a long life.” --- Alma Peatree Price   A woman slips a note into a copy of the latest “Reader’sDigest” on sale at a shop at Dallasairport. The note says:  “Hi. I’mMuffy.  I'm young and gorgeous but lonely. Please write to me!"  miffedmuffy23@hotmail.com.”  Edna Appleby finds the note an…