"I don't care what you do, but please keep it to yourself."
"Would you please? Right now too? On your hands and knees please. Don't be a
wuss. Do it NOW!""Great! It's pronounced 'Lexus,' and I prefer the
maroon
interior.""You're not getting my last beer." (Or insert your
favorite vice.)
"I'll think for you."
"Pray to Santa while you're at it."
"Thanks, would you go to the bathroom for me t…