It's tough being an Atheist in God's Country.
I was watching a televangelist program today, something about Jesus getting in a boat and talking to a storm.
"Jesus TALKS to the storm inside us! He got in the boat, and he SPOKE to that storm."
Damn. I want to be worshiped for talking to clouds. If I was alive when Jesus was, I swear I'd shake that guy's hand, the man did something right if they'…