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I have to tell the world about this: I just saw the weirdest thing ever!!!! But first some critical analysis for what was a seeming culmination of supernatural phenomenon. The event: at approximately 10:40 this evening, February 19 (pacific time) a white utility truck (?) drove up the street with it's lights blaring in the surrounding darkness and the diver unscrewed the cap to a yellow hydrant…