“All religions are the same: Religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.” --Cathy Ladman   “Prayer is like a rocking chair: It’ll give you something to do, but it won’t get you anywhere.” --Gypsy Rose Lee   “When you go to war over religion, you’re basically killing each other to see who has the better imaginary friend.” --Richard Jeni   I have kept quiet about this for long enough: aft…