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I just happened to look out the window yesterday when I saw a strange vehicle pull into my driveway. In an instant, I knew who it was. Yep, you guessed it. Jehova Witnesses. They saw me, so I was stuck. I greeted them at the back door, standing outside--a man about my age and a teenager. I decided to have some fun by telling them outright that they were wasting their time. "I'm an atheist". I poi…