Share 'I'd like to thank the Academy'

I am really not sure what to say about a site where I , Highly skilled in smartassery, but expert in nothing, am the no.9 "top member". Yet, here I am sharing the top 10 with a prestigious Dr. and glamorous Evil. How did this happen? I think I know, but I could be wrong. I am an atheist, that is true (not even an exorcism from Buddha  himself could cast that demon out), but my life, thoughts and…