Share 'Thrown out of church today.'

I know that Father's Day must be a very confusing day for Jesus, so I openly asked, "Which dad would Jesus buy a Father's Day present for?" An old woman thought it was a cute question, so she said with a smile, "I guess he would need to buy two presents! One for God and one for Joseph." "Yeah right," I said "Like the King of the JEWS is going to spend his money on TWO presents."