Baptism
You might say I have had a close personal relationship with Jebus. Yes, this is what I call him. And you will note that I do not capitalize personal pronouns when referencing Crust. If one does not believe in him there is no point at all in capitalizing references to him, e.g. Him. I also have taken to putting "God" in quotes, though I do capitalize the "G" since the quotation marks…