Well, I guess if you have a particularly aggressive foot fetish ...
Still, you'd think that the strangeness of the thing would be sufficient to put anyone off their stride.
I just learned that sexuality educator Al Vernacchio (who promotes "pizza" over "baseball") is also a wedding officiant! He writes about the conflict between the "Mary Poppins" part of his brain (leaving a couple "to their happily ever after") and the "John Keating" part ("hoping to inspire new ways of thinking about rather traditional ideas").
A spoonful of sugar: Reflections on being a wedding officiant and a sexuality educator
(Note: Pennsylvania did go on to achieve marriage equality, nearly a year after "Mr. V" wrote this piece.)
Funny and horrifying -- a woman live-tweets from her son's abstinence-based "sex ed" class: http://www.atheistnexus.org/group/parentinglittleheathens/forum/top...