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Coffee and Blood Pressure?

Started by Dyslexic's DOG. Last reply by Michael Penn Apr 19. 8 Replies

We have a strange family which differ in response to coffee.My daughter thrives on coffee, as all through university, in both degrees she picked up, the other students always remember her as the girl…Continue

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Comment by sk8eycat on April 21, 2015 at 3:32pm

I'm being skeptical; I think Mark is a ventriloquist.  Every time the dog opened her mouth he touched  the back of her neck or the top of her head......   I think.

Still, it was a great act....reminded me of Senor Wences...... better than Paul Winchell, anyway.  More sentimental. 

Comment by Patricia on April 21, 2015 at 1:26pm

This is absolutely hysterical!!!!!

Comment by Patricia on April 19, 2015 at 10:23pm

Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

3. Yelling at me for barking...

4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over
everything while you're gone.
(Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet.
Why'd you buy carpet?

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters.
Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your shit up when you're not home.

12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard.
Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised
when I freak out everytime we go back.

14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain,
you nitwit.

15. Invisible fences.
Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't
yet solved the visible fence problem!!

Comment by Patricia on April 19, 2015 at 1:12pm

Oh good grief Joan!!! Glad to hear things are better though.

Hi Spud. Well see, what ya do is snoop into your non-moron father's hidden reading materials & you can find all kinds of ''girlie magazines'', dirty jokes etc., & then read all his paperbacks because nobody is paying attention to what you're reading anyway.

I've heard both the jokes many moons ago, but still funny.

Felaine, my mother in law told me when Rick was born, she had to start calling him Rick rather than Richard, because people were starting to call him Dickie, & she wasn't having any of that!!!!

Comment by Idaho Spud on April 19, 2015 at 11:18am

The only jokes like that I can remember are a little childish.  Such as:  Jake was giving his all to Betty, and kept saying "spread your legs wider.....Wider!"  Betty finally said, "what are you trying to do, get your balls in?"  Jake said "no, trying to get them out!"

Comment by Idaho Spud on April 19, 2015 at 11:13am

Hi Patricia.

Comment by Idaho Spud on April 19, 2015 at 11:11am

Thanks for the big smile and chuckle Felaine.  

I've not heard it before either.  Of course, 50 years in a repressive religion keeps one from hearing too many jokes like that.

Comment by sk8eycat on April 19, 2015 at 10:05am

This is not an atheist joke, so I'm posting it here...the friend who sent it to me said it was an oldie, so I must have led a semi-sheltered life:

 A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

 To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
 He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
 He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

 At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy , quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered,"Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."

Comment by Plinius on April 19, 2015 at 7:15am

Good to hear of you, Joan! And I'm afraid the bloodsuckers are a lot bigger than little, Grinning Cat! Some people would say I'm a complot-thinker, but I feel more and more that politics is just a play to make us believe that democracy still exists.

Comment by Grinning Cat on April 19, 2015 at 6:07am

Joan, I'm glad you're better!!

My favorite pseudoetymology applies more than ever:

"politics", from "poly-", many + "ticks", little bloodsuckers.


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