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U.S. loses nearly a third of its honey bees this season

Started by Dallas the Phallus. Last reply by matt warren 3 hours ago. 2 Replies

Nearly a third of managed honeybee colonies in America died out or disappeared over the winter, an annual survey found on Wednesday. The decline—which was far worse than the winter before—threatens the survival of some bee colonies.The heavy losses…Continue

Tags: food, pollination, agriculture, parasites, pesticides

PEER files lawsuit on the political shenanigans behind the wolf delisting

Started by Steph S. on Sunday. 0 Replies

Or does anyone really believe the wolf was delisted on the “best available science?”By Ralph Maughan On June 10, 2013 · Species are supposed…Continue

Aquarium’s new critter packs a pulverizing punch

Started by Dallas the Phallus. Last reply by Steph S. on Sunday. 1 Reply

Aquarium’s new critter packs a pulverizing punchMantis shrimp strikes with speed of bullet; it'll be isolated because the last one eluded capture while smashing to bits other creatures on displayThe …Continue

Tags: crustaceans, marine life, predation, shrimp

Sharks worth more in ocean than in soup, B.C. study finds

Started by Dallas the Phallus. Last reply by Steph S. on Sunday. 1 Reply

Researchers at the University of British Columbia's Fisheries Centre say protecting sharks would lead to a big economic payoff.A study published Thursday in Oryx, The International Journal of Conservation, says shark fisheries are declining, mostly…Continue

Tags: conservation, ecotourism, shark fin soup, shark finning, marine life

Endangered elephant killings rising in Indonesia

Started by Dallas the Phallus. Last reply by Steph S. on Sunday. 1 Reply

JAKARTA, Indonesia (AP) — Poisoning or shooting killed many of the 129…Continue

Tags: extinction., ivory, poisonings, poaching, conservation

Plan lifts Lower 48 wolf protections

Started by Dallas the Phallus. Last reply by Steph S. on Sunday. 1 Reply

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) -- The Obama administration on Friday proposed lifting most…Continue

Tags: mammals, wolves, hunting, endangered species, conservation

How Dogs Help Protect Threatened Species

Started by Dallas the Phallus. Last reply by Chris Breman on Saturday. 2 Replies

In 2005, the Little Penguin population of Australia's Middle Island dropped to fewer than 10 birds. When volunteers began keeping records in the 1990s, …Continue

Tags: Australia, endangered species, conservation, penguins, dogs

Wildlife agency to list all chimps as endangered

Started by Dallas the Phallus. Last reply by Steph S. on Saturday. 1 Reply

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Fish and Wildlife Service Tuesday called for protection of…Continue

Tags: Goodall, conservation, primates, chimps, USFWS

Darwin's Frogs Are in Steep Decline

Started by Dallas the Phallus. Last reply by Steph S. on Saturday. 1 Reply

Some of nature's most fascinating fathers may be at risk of extinction.Male Darwin's frogs swallow their offspring in the tadpole stage, incubate their young in their vocal sacs, and eventually spit out fully developed froglets. Along with…Continue

Tags: conservation, Chile, amphibians, extinction, frogs

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Comment by Dallas the Phallus on June 4, 2013 at 8:05pm

Sometimes nature is so beautiful. Other times, well, we get this:

The wolffish is actually modeled after evolution’s cousin Frank. Evolution has always secretly hated its cousin Frank.

Comment by Dallas the Phallus on June 4, 2013 at 8:04pm

So evolution made a blue-tongued skink. What are you going to do, fire it? Yeah, good luck finding anyone else with 170 million years of skink-management experience, assholes. 

“Everyone’s making fun of that fiddler crab I made. They think it looks weird.”“Aw, evolution, I wouldn’t worry about it. I’m sure they’re just deeply insecure about their own appearance.”“They’re assholes. I’ll show them.”“Whoa, hang on. What are you doing?”“See how you like the hairy crab, you ungrateful bipedal jerks.”

“Uuuurrrnnnggghhhhhh.” “You feeling okay, evolution?” “I feel awful. I think I partied a little too hard last night. I have got to stop doing that.” “Well, yeah, you’re not exactly 21 million years old anymore. Here, have an aspirin.” “Thanks. I just wish I remembered what I — oh. Oh no.” “What?” “I think I may have made some animals last night.” “Oh, I’m sure you didn’t.” “Then why do I have ‘variable neon slug’ written on my hand? Oh god, what does that even mean?” “Just get some rest, okay? I’m sure you can sort it out later.” “This is so embarrassing.”

Comment by Joan Denoo on June 4, 2013 at 8:04pm

Dallas, delightful video of Springbok, pronking.

"From Afrikaans pronk (to show off, strut, or prance)."

pronk

Comment by Dallas the Phallus on June 4, 2013 at 7:48pm

Seems like everyone could use a hug this week. Good thing evolution gave the blue-ringed octopus all those arms.  (Disclaimer: The blue-ringed octopus is venomous. Please do not actually attempt to hug one.)

Comment by Dallas the Phallus on June 4, 2013 at 7:44pm

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Comment by Steph S. on May 20, 2013 at 7:55pm

Wow Dallas - thank you.

Thank you for the discussions and pictures.

Comment by Dallas the Phallus on May 20, 2013 at 6:50pm

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