No Trekker / Trekkie discussion board would be complete without those indisputable guidelines to commerce and profit, the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.  Here they are, as elucidated by the cast of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

Enjoy!


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Lwaxana's response to Rule of Acquisition #31 concerning insulting something he cares about- Just call him a little troll and pull his ears.  Lwaxana's response to Rule of Acquisition #40 "She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum."  Don't just touch it!  Pull it very hard as you call him a troll.  Rule #79 "Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge."  They should be more aware of Lwaxana Troi.  #121 "Everything is for sale, even friendship."  Lwaxana Troi is NOT for sale!

So noted.  Here's a list of the whole bunch, or at least those which were elucidated during assorted ST episodes.

I have the book of Acquisitions, but I can't come up with a Lwaxana Troi response to all of them.  I wish I could, because it might be a riot.

oh cool - thank you

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