Comment by Trance Gemini on October 10, 2009 at 3:17pm

Sista Trance.
High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama

Welcomes All To The Virtual Holy Temple Of The Invisible Pink Unicorn :-)

Comment by Marshall on October 18, 2009 at 11:36am

My motto is: The IPU exists because you cannot prove it doesn't.

Comment by Trance Gemini on October 18, 2009 at 1:26pm

You are very wise :-)

Comment by Trance Gemini on October 21, 2009 at 7:57pm

@Bruce.

I know dubbeth you:

Brutha Bruce.
High Priest of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Protector of the Other Holy Sock of Bob
Keeper of the Other Words of the Grand High Llama

You are now required not to give away any secrets to those Heathen FSMers and act as a Fifth Column in their Heretic ranks.

Isis said so. K? ;-)

Comment by Trance Gemini on October 21, 2009 at 8:03pm

And I've copied your doctrine into it's own thread to give it the honor it deserves.

Isis says it's "all cool".

Isis, my cat, maintains direct contact with Her Horniness and Her Pinkessness, the Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUH).

Comment by Wiley Coyote on October 27, 2009 at 1:19pm

Horny and pink... yup, i can worship that. ;)

Any chance there's a liquor store or brewery involved? :p

Comment by Trance Gemini on October 27, 2009 at 1:27pm

LMAO! And Heaven isn't Restricted to Beer and Stripper Factories ;-)

Comment by JayBarti on November 12, 2009 at 1:25pm

http://www.unicornmuseum.org/index.html

They do exist, the bible says so. :D

Comment by Trance Gemini on November 12, 2009 at 1:59pm

Heh. The IPU is Pink and Invisible, not biblical :-P

I'm all for the Protest though! ;-)

"This website has been published as an act of protest by the Brotherhood of Fantasy Creatures (MiddleEarth Div.157) in response to the injurious actions of the Creation Museum. The Creation Museum is a new $27 Million facility designed to teach the �truth� of Creationism and the Christian Bible. We of the BFC feel that this group represents a threat to continued belief in other fantasy creatures/BFC signatory members and have constructed this website as a protest against their monopolistic and anti-competitive practices."

Comment by JayBarti on November 12, 2009 at 2:17pm

I just noticed this as well on the side.

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