The Virtual Holy Temple Of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

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The Virtual Holy Temple Of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith.

Website: http://www.palmyria.co.uk/humour/ipu.htm
Members: 20
Latest Activity: Oct 25, 2012

The Invisible Pink Unicorn

(Peace Be Unto Her) (May Her Holy Hooves Never Be Shod)

Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them. [Steve Eley]

Sista Trance.
High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama

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Ye Instructiones for ye Development of ye Mighty Inscribed Whole-Lie ‘Buyeth-Bull Code’ for ye Programming of ye Young and Ye Credulous by ye Old and ye Power Hungree

Started by Trance Gemini. Last reply by Trance Gemini Oct 23, 2009. 3 Replies

Dear Trance,Jolly good show. I am a hyperpragmatic super-syncretist and I am happy to join your group AND the spaghetti monster group because I don't really give a toss about any supernaturalistic…Continue

Articles Of Faith

Started by Trance Gemini Oct 21, 2009. 0 Replies

Summary of the Major Articles of FaithOur Lady Unicorn is Pink and Invisible.She prefers Pineapple and Ham Pizza to Pepperoni and Mushroom. The latter said to be eaten only by followers of the…Continue

The Invisible Pink Unicorn Speaks Through Isis, my kitty cat

Started by Trance Gemini Oct 10, 2009. 0 Replies

Speech will be forthcoming. Isis is taking a nap at the moment.Continue

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Comment by Trance Gemini on November 12, 2009 at 2:20pm
LMAO! I missed that. Good one!

I tried to post a message saying that we were joining the Protest but the site wouldn't accept it.

Looks like I don't need to.
Comment by Granolamonster on January 30, 2010 at 5:27am
In IPU's name I pray. :)
Comment by Kelvin Hilerio on July 13, 2011 at 9:10pm
The invisible pink unicorn revealed itself to me recently in a wet dream... i now see the flaws of my ways. I was so lost until the invisible pink unicorn showed me its invisible pink ways. lol
Comment by Patricia on August 29, 2012 at 6:51pm

Comment by Steph S. on September 3, 2012 at 12:50am
Nice unicorn pic Patricia!

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Death of a family member

Posted by Larry Taylor on May 20, 2013 at 8:15pm 6 Comments

OK. I am venting. My mother died two weeks ago. She was a “god fearing christian.” Before her death she refused all medical treatment. She wanted to be left alone. She even refused to speak with my brother who is a methodist minister. He is a pip, let me tell you! I suspect she did not believe, but a woman born in her time could not and did not state her actual beliefs. This is the opening salvo to all christians; FUCK YOU! I had so many people come and tell…

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Unbelievable!!!!!!!!

Posted by Christy Stewart on May 20, 2013 at 2:17pm 6 Comments

This probably should not have shocked me as much as it did (especially since I am in Texas). I actually thought my coworkers were playing a joke on me because they know I am an atheist. Sadly, this was no joke. This actually happened.

I work in a psychiatric hospital. The doctors who admit patients are general MDs. (Psychiatrists see patients after admission) Yesterday evening we received several calls from irate parents. A new doctor who was doing admissions yesterday actually…

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anti-atheist rant from an Orthodox Mormon part 2

Posted by Debra Stevenson on May 20, 2013 at 1:09pm 3 Comments

What do you think of this,

 

Nathan Young,

 

No Jason Torpy it is you that should be banned for promoting atheism, a belief that has no foundation in reality and zero proof behind it.  The letter was a mockery of your atheist beliefs.  I request to the board here that they remove Jason for his unverifiable beliefs in atheism for which he has no proof other than his arrogance.  The letter was a mockery of atheism.  Atheism is stupid and it should be mocked and it…

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Anti-atheist post from an Orthdox Mormon

Posted by Debra Stevenson on May 20, 2013 at 12:42pm 4 Comments

 

What do you think of this Facebook comment?

 

 

Nathan Young to Jason Torpy,

 

for once you and I can agree on something.  We should disrespect beliefs that are untenable such as the belief that there is no God.  Indeed for me to respect you Jason, I cannot respect your belief in non-belief in atheism.  Your atheism comes across as arrogrance, smugness, and self righteous.  Indeed after reading "An Open Letter to My Religious Friends" I penned one…

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