The Virtual Holy Temple Of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

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The Virtual Holy Temple Of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith.

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The Invisible Pink Unicorn

(Peace Be Unto Her) (May Her Holy Hooves Never Be Shod)

Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them. [Steve Eley]

Sista Trance.
High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama

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Ye Instructiones for ye Development of ye Mighty Inscribed Whole-Lie ‘Buyeth-Bull Code’ for ye Programming of ye Young and Ye Credulous by ye Old and ye Power Hungree

Started by Trance Gemini. Last reply by Trance Gemini Oct 23, 2009. 3 Replies

Dear Trance,Jolly good show. I am a hyperpragmatic super-syncretist and I am happy to join your group AND the spaghetti monster group because I don't really give a toss about any supernaturalistic…Continue

Articles Of Faith

Started by Trance Gemini Oct 21, 2009. 0 Replies

Summary of the Major Articles of FaithOur Lady Unicorn is Pink and Invisible.She prefers Pineapple and Ham Pizza to Pepperoni and Mushroom. The latter said to be eaten only by followers of the…Continue

The Invisible Pink Unicorn Speaks Through Isis, my kitty cat

Started by Trance Gemini Oct 10, 2009. 0 Replies

Speech will be forthcoming. Isis is taking a nap at the moment.Continue

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Comment by Trance Gemini on October 21, 2009 at 8:03pm
And I've copied your doctrine into it's own thread to give it the honor it deserves.

Isis says it's "all cool".

Isis, my cat, maintains direct contact with Her Horniness and Her Pinkessness, the Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUH).
Comment by Trance Gemini on October 21, 2009 at 7:57pm
@Bruce.

I know dubbeth you:

Brutha Bruce.
High Priest of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Protector of the Other Holy Sock of Bob
Keeper of the Other Words of the Grand High Llama

You are now required not to give away any secrets to those Heathen FSMers and act as a Fifth Column in their Heretic ranks.

Isis said so. K? ;-)
Comment by Trance Gemini on October 18, 2009 at 1:26pm
You are very wise :-)
Comment by Marshall on October 18, 2009 at 11:36am
My motto is: The IPU exists because you cannot prove it doesn't.
Comment by Trance Gemini on October 10, 2009 at 3:17pm
Sista Trance.
High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama

Welcomes All To The Virtual Holy Temple Of The Invisible Pink Unicorn :-)
 

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