Summary of the Major Articles of Faith

Our Lady Unicorn is Pink and Invisible.

She prefers Pineapple and Ham Pizza to Pepperoni and Mushroom. The latter said to be eaten only by followers of the despicable Purple Oyster (of Doom).

The Followers of the IPU have more Holy Days than those of all other faiths put together, as any Holy Day of any faith is automatically an IPU Holy Day.

Holy Days are used by the Faithul to sow seeds of doubt and uncertainty in the minds of addicts of other religions.

The Holiest Day of the Year is April Ist. It is the day on which the She suggests we find a religious nut and say "There is as much evidence for the existence of your god/gods as there is for the Invisible Pink Unicorn, why don't you check out her website, may be you'll learn something?."

A significant number to followers of the IPU is 42. It is the answer the question, "What is the meaning of life the universe and everything". Importantly, if you add the digits of the year in which she was revealed togther, (1+9+9+4) you get 23. If you add 4 (for Her hooves), add 2 (Her ears) add 2 (Her eyes) add 1 (Her Horn), add 1 (Her tail) then add 9 the result is also 42. This proves the significance of Two Score and Two.

Certain chosen followers of the IPU are blessed with visitations, shown with signs in their laundry.

See the Revelation of The Lost Prophetess of AOL for more details.

HOLY SOCK OF BOB

Views: 6

Support Atheist Nexus

Donate Today

Donate

 

Help Nexus When You Buy From Amazon

Amazon

Nexus on Social Media:

Latest Activity

Loren Miller replied to Sanjoy's discussion Hi
24 minutes ago
Profile IconRich Renouf and tayson peeters joined Atheist Nexus
26 minutes ago
Loren Miller replied to Allen Dudley's discussion I Wouldn't Call Him "Doctor"
29 minutes ago
Michael Penn commented on Randall Smith's blog post THE BIG FAT SURPRISE
46 minutes ago
Dyslexic's DOG replied to Allen Dudley's discussion I Wouldn't Call Him "Doctor"
48 minutes ago
Michael Penn commented on Steve's blog post Death as an Atheist
56 minutes ago
Michael Penn replied to Sanjoy's discussion Hi
1 hour ago
Michael Penn replied to Daniel W. Mylin's discussion Religion and lunch meat
1 hour ago

© 2015   Atheist Nexus. All rights reserved. Admin: Richard Haynes.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service