The Virtual Holy Temple Of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

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The Virtual Holy Temple Of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith.

Website: http://www.palmyria.co.uk/humour/ipu.htm
Members: 18
Latest Activity: Oct 25, 2012

The Invisible Pink Unicorn

(Peace Be Unto Her) (May Her Holy Hooves Never Be Shod)

Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them. [Steve Eley]

Sista Trance.
High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
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Ye Instructiones for ye Development of ye Mighty Inscribed Whole-Lie ‘Buyeth-Bull Code’ for ye Programming of ye Young and Ye Credulous by ye Old and ye Power Hungree

Started by Trance Gemini. Last reply by Trance Gemini Oct 23, 2009. 3 Replies

Dear Trance,Jolly good show. I am a hyperpragmatic super-syncretist and I am happy to join your group AND the spaghetti monster group because I don't really give a toss about any supernaturalistic…Continue

Articles Of Faith

Started by Trance Gemini Oct 21, 2009. 0 Replies

Summary of the Major Articles of FaithOur Lady Unicorn is Pink and Invisible.She prefers Pineapple and Ham Pizza to Pepperoni and Mushroom. The latter said to be eaten only by followers of the…Continue

The Invisible Pink Unicorn Speaks Through Isis, my kitty cat

Started by Trance Gemini Oct 10, 2009. 0 Replies

Speech will be forthcoming. Isis is taking a nap at the moment.Continue

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Comment by Steph S. on September 3, 2012 at 12:50am
Nice unicorn pic Patricia!
Comment by Kelvin Hilerio on July 13, 2011 at 9:10pm
The invisible pink unicorn revealed itself to me recently in a wet dream... i now see the flaws of my ways. I was so lost until the invisible pink unicorn showed me its invisible pink ways. lol
Comment by Granolamonster on January 30, 2010 at 5:27am
In IPU's name I pray. :)
Comment by Trance Gemini on November 12, 2009 at 2:20pm
LMAO! I missed that. Good one!

I tried to post a message saying that we were joining the Protest but the site wouldn't accept it.

Looks like I don't need to.
Comment by JayBarti on November 12, 2009 at 2:17pm
I just noticed this as well on the side.

# Special Guest Appearance by the IPU CANCELLED
Comment by Trance Gemini on November 12, 2009 at 1:59pm
Heh. The IPU is Pink and Invisible, not biblical :-P

I'm all for the Protest though! ;-)

"This website has been published as an act of protest by the Brotherhood of Fantasy Creatures (MiddleEarth Div.157) in response to the injurious actions of the Creation Museum. The Creation Museum is a new $27 Million facility designed to teach the �truth� of Creationism and the Christian Bible. We of the BFC feel that this group represents a threat to continued belief in other fantasy creatures/BFC signatory members and have constructed this website as a protest against their monopolistic and anti-competitive practices."
Comment by JayBarti on November 12, 2009 at 1:25pm
http://www.unicornmuseum.org/index.html

They do exist, the bible says so. :D
Comment by Trance Gemini on October 27, 2009 at 1:27pm
LMAO! And Heaven isn't Restricted to Beer and Stripper Factories ;-)
Comment by Wiley Coyote on October 27, 2009 at 1:19pm
Horny and pink... yup, i can worship that. ;)

Any chance there's a liquor store or brewery involved? :p
Comment by Trance Gemini on October 21, 2009 at 8:03pm
And I've copied your doctrine into it's own thread to give it the honor it deserves.

Isis says it's "all cool".

Isis, my cat, maintains direct contact with Her Horniness and Her Pinkessness, the Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUH).
 

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