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Coffee and Blood Pressure?

Started by Dyslexic's DOG. Last reply by Michael Penn Apr 19. 8 Replies

We have a strange family which differ in response to coffee.My daughter thrives on coffee, as all through university, in both degrees she picked up, the other students always remember her as the girl…Continue

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Comment by Randall Smith 7 hours ago

I just renewed my memberships to Wilderness Society, WWF, and ACLU. Plus, I ordered a Bernie Sanders T-shirt. All worthwhile causes. Can't wait to wear the t-shirt!

Comment by Idaho Spud 23 hours ago

What altitude?  Well, the SeaWalk deck is 128 feet above sea level.

That "high class" woman revealed what class she was really in.

Comment by Patricia yesterday

On our two Alaskan cruises, we did hear questions like that.....''what altitude are we at?''

Its a cruise.....we are on the ocean.....does sea level ring any bells?

One ''high class'' woman didn't want dinner with the hired help when invited to dine with the captain.

.....And it was usually people from the USA........

Comment by Grinning Cat yesterday

Thanks for the laugh! Stupidity knows no bounds; I've seen a very similar list about Australia, and Snopes reports that similar questions are attributed to tourists going to South Africa as well. (The koala bear races are every Tuesday night; come naked.) They're easy to find around the web.

Comment by Idaho Spud yesterday

Got a big laugh out of this question: "Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada?"

Some of the others were funny also, but the people that ask most of those questions were almost as stupid a religious people.

The most stupid question to me is: "Which direction is North in Canada?"

Comment by Plinius yesterday

LOL, Patricia!

Comment by Patricia yesterday

Oh, those are funny!!!!!!

Comment by sk8eycat yesterday

LOL!  Those questions are so incredibly stupid!

About SoCal houses.....many of the ones built (in big ugly developments) in th e' 50s and later don't even have crawl spaces....they're built on cement "platforms" with plumbing and heating embedded in the cement.  I don't know WTF they do if/when something breaks....  Call a guy with a jackhammer?

OMG!  That just reminded me of the  "Jackhammer Jesus" dildo....

I still have a dirty mind......

Comment by Joan Denoo yesterday

Canucks have an interesting sense of humor. 


Comment by Patricia yesterday

Canadian Tourism Website

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism
website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck.

Q: I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A: Sure, it's only six thousand km, take lots of water. . .

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)!

A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed beaver. (Italy)

A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)

A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North . . . oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)

A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)

A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Canada? (USA)

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Canada? (UK)

A: You are an American politician, right?

Q: Can you tell me the regions on British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)

A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I was in Canada in 1969 on R&R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Surrey, BC. Can you help? (USA)

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.


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