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Comment by P.J. Simons on July 27, 2011 at 12:39pm

THE WHOLLY HOLY MACHO MAN

An ode to Rick Perry, the not so beloved governor of Texas.

© Patrick Simons

 

His name is Rick Perry,

And it rhymes with Scary,

And Americans should be wary,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

Rick loves Jesus, guns, and greed,

And he says that’s all we need,

He cares not if kids can’t read,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

Rick pays no mind to mere facts,

As long as the wealthy pay no tax,

And social programs get the axe,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

If for prez he does run,

The country will be in for fun,

Those having less will then have none,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

He’s like George Bush, just not as smart,

But he has Jesus in his heart,

He’s shan’t put his ass before the cart,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

He knows the needy are a bane,

They are just a money drain,

To care for them would be insane,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

Let the poor sleep in the rain,

Rick has no reason to explain,

Why the rich should feel no pain,

He is the wholly holy macho man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comment by Mary O'Grady on June 23, 2011 at 12:58pm

That's a great idea. Unfortunately, I can't get to Houston for the big day. I hope that the hateful Jeebusites don't break any heads among the picketers.

Comment by Susi Bocks on June 23, 2011 at 12:31pm

Picket Perry's Hate/Prayer Palooza!

 

this link above is to a facebook page created by a friend of mine who's very active in texas. if you've got the time, and you're close - consider joining in on this!

Comment by Kleve Smith on June 4, 2011 at 11:05am

Good morning. from Houston. I know there are biker grous on here, but wanted to see if there any other bikers here that haven't found the groups. I'm always looking for likeminded folks to ride with. Nothing better than good friends and open roads... (ladies, I have empty backseat too, :) )

Comment by Susanne Elmer on June 4, 2011 at 10:41am

What part of Texas are you moving to?  There are a lot of great secular groups here.  I think the biggest is in the DFW are but there are many in the larger cities all over the state.

Comment by P.J. Simons on June 3, 2011 at 3:32pm

I'd been visiting Texas for about 15 years prior to moving here, so I knew the red neck sterotype was innacurate to say the least.  That being said, you folks give me a lot of hope.

Comment by Bailey Laird on May 29, 2011 at 3:08pm

Hey check out our new page on Face Book. Atheist Community of Abilene.

Comment by Rick on May 22, 2011 at 5:28pm

  I’m really ticked off now…..BIG TIME!

Last night I expected all the “rapture”  yahoo’s to be gone.  All I expected to find was a bunch

of clothes, empty house, apartments, mobile homes and the like.  Cars just left on the street with the keys in them.

I had planned to go out looting. I was gonna clean up with the cash they left behind, their valuables, jewels, precious metals, silverware, electronics and the such.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I even had a SHOPPING LIST!

And I had a list of things my friends wanted…..  Of course, there were some prescription meds certain friends wanted me to get for them…. And some things that weren’t prescription as well….

It only goes to show you, you can’t trust these “rapture” clowns….

Sigh……..back to clipping coupons….

Comment by Rick on May 21, 2011 at 1:24am

I'll try and be there....went to the one in San Antonio and enjoyed it..didn't make it to the one in DFW...

Comment by Susanne Elmer on May 10, 2011 at 2:15pm

I'll be going!  I missed much of last years.  I am headed to TAM this year too.  Can't wait to meet more of you.

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