I was waiting for the bus with a group of people.  A man said it is so hot that I could spit.  This idiot said, your comment is too violent since you were in church yesterday.

I said I did not go to church and I never go to church and therefore your ill logic does not apply to me.  Everybody at the stop started laughing.

This idiot pulled over a cop and tried to have me arrested for what I said.  The cops ran him in for making a false police report and harassment.

More laughter.  Several riders said that they're sick and tired of people trying to push Jesus off on them.