I was at the Dr. this earlier a.m. (Tuesday) and I was reading a book By Mantak Chia.  What I thought was a cold, turned out to be Chronic Bronchitis and my not sleeping for three days straight, I was not in the mood for bullshit.

This man was sitting next to me staring at me and my book.  I knew what he was up to and I was ready for a good old fashion throw down.

He said, Miss, Miss.  I turned and looked at him and he said, do you know what you are reading is not a xtian book?  I said, did you know that christian means cretin in Greek? He was shocked by my response and I went back to reading. 

A few minutes later, he said Miss and at that point I was getting perturbed.  I said what is it this time.  He said that Obama does not go to church on Sunday and that does not make him a xtian.  I said, look, there's a christian religion called the Seventh Day Adventist.  They go to church on a Saturday.  What difference does it make what day and time Obama waste his precious time on your imaginary savior?  This point I was steaming.

He said that Obama must give into Boner's demands (Boehner) and end this fiscal cliff.  I said, let's get a few things straight and at what I have to say, it would be safer for you to leave me alone.  I said, if it wasn't for you extreme Rephuckians with your childish we are making Obama a one term president mentality, a lot of problems would have been solved in this country.  But noooooooo, you ultra conservative idiots did more harm than good.  As for that fiscal cliff, even Bobby Jindahl, Governor of Louisiana even called Boehner and his cronies a liar and since you believe there is a fiscal cliff, then you are a liar as well.

This fool repeated that Obama should give into the Republicans and bow down to him.  I said YOU can take your love for Boner and all of his corporate d*ck smokers and can kiss mine and Obama's a$$.

One more thing, just because you and Boner have a little fur between your legs, it does not make you a man and it does not make you a decent human being.  GO HOME AND TAKE AN OVERDOSE OF WHATEVER YOU ARE TRYING TO GET ADDITIONAL REFILLS.

People who claimed that they could not speak English was shocked and they started laughing.  The office staff and the nuns that work at the clinic was laughing.  The idiot was blushing and very embarrassed.  He left. Before he left the premises he complained to the security guard.  She came upstairs and asked what is going on here?  I said, oh, a little comic relief.  She looked at me knowing she wanted to say something but chose not to.  She threw up her hands and said, please try to behave yourself.  I said, are you sure?  She rolled her eyes and told the man sit someplace else and leave her alone. 

My Dr. heard about the commotion and he said "Reggie" I see that you are feeling much better.  Maybe opening a can of whoop a$$ is the best medicine after all. Let's see if you laugh at this.  He handed me a bill for $56.00.  I laughed and I said, will you take a bad check?  He took the bill back and put N/C.

 

 

 

 

 

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Good on ya for the can of whoop ass. But, Mantak Chia? Oy. May I recommend Carl Sagan or Lawrence Krauss instead?

Does either author suggest alternative treatments for health issues (i.e. cancer, diabetes, hypertension or vision issues)?

Krauss is cool.  We share the same birthday.

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