Bear with me here. Bare. Bare with me here. Bear... Bare. Bare?

Bare with me.

I was having a conversation on Facebook, and I mentioned that they have bottled vagina scent. So my friend Chris is all like, "That's gross" and claimed it "smells weird", and naturally I defend myself and demand that he stop hating on my vagina. Adamzeeze agrees that it's not known for being a good smell. And so it was like he was hating on my vagina too!

I don't get it. I mean if the vagina is sick, sure it will smell "weird". But I never found normal vagina scent to be unpleasant. That doesn't mean that I want to go out and buy a bottle of "Vulva", but even outside of sexual settings I don't think it's an unpleasant or odd scent.

Here's the add for it, good for some lolz:
http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/

What do you think?
(It's possible I just have a magical nice-smelling vagina. You never know. That's why I need input here.)

P.S. I brazenly asked Adamzeeze what the hell kind of vaginas he's been smelling and he said "French ones", so it's possible this problem is mostly localized to Montreal.

Thanks in advance.

Tags: good, hating, mine, smell, smells, stop, vagina

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I'd be happy to bare with you and make an up-close-and-personal evaluation of the magical-nice-smelling-ness of your vagina, but Utah is rather far from me, alas. Anyway, to the question at hand: As much as one hates to say anything bad about anything remotely related to sex, I have to admit that the smell of a vagina really isn't among my favorite scents in the world. It's not that one isn't happy to put up with it; and it's not the worst scent in the world; but for me, it's something overlooked rather than eagerly anticipated, in and of itself. (Sex being so eagerly anticipated more than makes up for it, of course.) Sorry about that.

Then again, I'm a very finicky eater and I have allergies muddying up my olfactory sense, so perhaps I'm not the best person to ask.
You know, I'm a finicky eater also, and I won't eat anything disgusting. This is actually a good point. Could this have an effect?

Is a person who eats only cupcakes and sprite, for example, going to have a better smelling vagina than a person who eats cauliflower and fermented bean paste? I know that for men, they say that diet will effect the taste of the semen.

As you can see, health class more than failed me. Most of my information (such as "what the hell is a clitoris?!) was found on google.
I know that a diet high in citrus can improve the smell/taste. I won't literally make it taste like the fruit, but it has a way to neutralize the other scents/tastes.
Indeed the sperm of vegetarian men is much easier to swallow!!!! So much less salty! ROFLMAO!

As for vagina smell, with the above cited diet, one would not even get past the mouth kissing phase, let alone mouth to vagina contact!
Pineapple has a very positive effect on someone's bodily fluids, yes. Lots of beef and other meats tend to have a negative effect, along with various spices. Garlic and curry can have a bad effect on everything, if you don't brush your teeth like crazy and get lots of fluids to flush the enzymes out of your system.
I had a girlfriend and we ate a bowl of cherries and the difference was noticeable and more palatable.  I thought it was pretty cool and worth noting for future reference.
I think that my biggest problem with a perfume that smells like Vagina is that no two vaginas have the same scent. Would every bottle of perfume smell different? Is the scent based on one particular vagina?

I don't think that any vagina I've ever smelled had an unpleasant odor, but it's still absurd to try to bottle it. Maybe I'm looking about this all wrong though...maybe the manufacturers made a perfume based on what scent would be "ideal" for a vagina if they had there way.

Noah,

A diet high in citrus will make the body more acidic, which will cause a shift in the microorganisms that inhabit the vagina, which can effect the scent and flavor.

Sorry for being technical here... citrus make the body more alcaline not more acidic, meat (and fat) make the body more acidic.

The modern panties tradition is a major cause of smell by trapping hot humid air close to the skin. We apes did not evolve with clothes on... especially not tight form-fitting ones... maybe in another 20,000 years, evolution will reflect the tight clothes lifestyle... LOL

I know people who even wear panties to bed!!!!!! oh calamity!!!!! Poor poor vagina.

Free the vagina! Free the vagina now!

Yeah, but I think panties are the modern day version of pubic hair, since the current trend is to rip it all off.

It may be "current" in northern climes, but has always been in the tropics. Places like Brasil have been  clean shaven for a long long time :)

 

Also notice that hairy ones wear more panties than the shaved ones... dum dum dum dum...

 

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