What's your favorite nonexistent holiday?

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Permalink Reply by Razrback11 on March 17, 2009 at 11:39am

And if any of you say you already celebrate Priestly Wedgie Day or Jason Priestly Wedgie Day, I'm gonna be pissed Old Testament style. I told all of you to stay out of my head!!!! All the voices are driving me crazy! You're all stealing my brain like little godless zombies!!!

Permalink Reply by cj the cynic on March 17, 2009 at 12:24pm

My favorite holiday is Put on a Freddy Krueger Mask and do the Safety Dance Day. Thanks for starting this discussion.

I almost forgot, Happy Bury your Frozen Vegetables in the Backyard with Bic Lighters Day, my friends!

Permalink Reply by Razrback11 on March 17, 2009 at 2:52pm

I'm confused. Do you bury the frozen vegetables and the bic lighter or do you bury the vegetables using a bic lighter?

Permalink Reply by cj the cynic on March 17, 2009 at 11:58pm

The frozen vegetables and the bic lighters are buried together in hopes that they will explode, causing peas and plastic to gloriously rain down on your yard :)

Permalink Reply by Amy on March 27, 2009 at 11:49pm

What holiday is?

Permalink Reply by skye AKA rembrandt on March 19, 2009 at 8:50am

dude no the best non existent holiday is drive everyone nuts with a screw driver day

Permalink Reply by Razrback11 on March 23, 2009 at 11:28am

Like a screwdriver made of vodka and OJ or the screwdriver made of plastic and metal? I can see the hilarity in both.

Happy Have-an-inappropriate-relationship-with-a-gnome Day!!!!!

Permalink Reply by skye AKA rembrandt on March 30, 2009 at 12:02pm

gross

Permalink Reply by unholyroller on March 23, 2009 at 11:18pm

Happy Wear Your Jammies to Work Day

Permalink Reply by Razrback11 on March 28, 2009 at 1:25am

I call that Thursday

Permalink Reply by skye AKA rembrandt on March 30, 2009 at 12:03pm

i call that everyday

Permalink Reply by unholyroller on March 31, 2009 at 1:44am

Happy Stop Rubbing It In You
Twerps Day