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Permalink Reply by Debra Stevenson on May 2, 2013 at 1:38am

I personally don't mind making religious jokes depending on the intention of the joke but if it is just an excuse to act like an ass to religious people than no.  I'm too old for that.

 

Brandi Amari Williams

Permalink Reply by xhuman on May 2, 2013 at 1:46am

i shall never be so old that i pass up an opportunity to act like an ass to religious people.  after all, they've fucked up our society enough that generations after us will be mopping up the shit.  you just got old enough not to care....enjoy your visits from jehovah's witnesses on sat morns, and be sure to vote against the fanatics that show up in the pres elections..... cheers!

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Permalink Reply by Debra Stevenson on May 2, 2013 at 2:24am

I said that I don't mind making jokes about religion, but to do it just in order to dehumanize religious people is not something I would want to do. Disagreeing with certain views that they hold is one thing but being mean to them because we disagree is something that I don't to.  I was raised as a JW, buddy and when they come on saturday mornings, I politely turn them away. Arguing with door-to-door proselytizers doesn't help matters.  Your not going to change their minds.  I tell them that I was a former member and that I am no longer interested and ask them to please leave.  I do vote against the fanatics in the elections.  I didn't mean to upset you, xhuman.  I can criticize religion without dehumanizing the person. You seem to think I don't care just because I'm old.  I don't agree with their views but I'm not going to act like a bitch to them either just because I disagree with them.  I wouldn't say that religious people in general are the only ones who have fucked up society, they have done alot of it but it's people in general that mess up society.  People in general have to learn to better themselves.  I apologize if I said something that upset you, xhuman.

 

Brandi Amari Williams

 

Brandi Amari Williams 

Permalink Reply by Nana on May 7, 2013 at 2:57pm

I have one this is funnier in my local language but I'll do my best

A pastor tells his church how god always protects him and has made him invincible. Before he's done with the sermon, a ghost walks into the church (obviously it's me playing a prank on poor invincible pastor). Everybody in the church begin to flee and so does the pastor. Unfortunately for him his robe gets caught as he tries to jump out a window and then in frustration he looks up and says "leave me alone god and let me ran in peace, why don't you ever listen to me god, i told you that I don't like playing games on sunday"

Permalink Reply by Nana on May 9, 2013 at 9:04am

Here is one more I'm sure many have already heard before

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. A priest comes up to him and says "Hey...what are you doing here?" The Higgs replies "What...are you kidding?" - "You can't have mass without me."

Permalink Reply by Marc Draco on May 9, 2013 at 9:07am

HE HE! Good one!

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