Elephants penis can swat flies

Elephants are big (you learn something new every time we talk, don’t you?) and their penises are proportionately enormous to the point where if you click the link to this piece by science writer Ed Yong, you’ll see how you could almost mistake this elephant’s schlong for a skinny leg. Yong says the elephant also swatted flies and scratched his belly with it. Elephant penises are referred to as “prehensile,”... [emphasis mine]

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This reminds me of Londo Mollari in Babylon 5, who used his penis to steal cards until someone rested a glass with ice cubes on it.