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Comedy provides us with welcome relief from the constant barrage of crap....... So here's a group for discussion of all things comedic. Share your comedy favourites, link to clips, discuss atheist comedy, and just have a laugh

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Comment by Patricia on November 28, 2013 at 1:46am

Wife - "Where the hell have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon!”
Husband

- "I'm so sorry Honey..but you probably don't want to hear the reason.”
Wife

- "I want the truth, & I want it NOW !”
Husband

- "Fine. We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the Clubhouse,     I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the button.     On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire.     I changed it in a jiffy, & next she's offering me money. Of course I refuse

    it - then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton -and begs

    me to stop so she can buy me a beer.

    She's such a sweetie, I said yes.     Before you know it - one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were

    looking pretty good to each other.     Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our table.     She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand.     Now I'm in her room....clothes are flying ....the talking stopped....and we proceeded

    to have sex in every way imaginable.

    It must have gone on for hours, because before I know it the clock says 5:30.     I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am.     There. You wanted the truth....you got it.
Wife - "Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you!”

Comment by Luara on October 26, 2013 at 2:09pm

"The Survivors" with Walter Matthau and Robin Williams is a great comedy movie.

Comment by Patricia on October 26, 2013 at 1:34pm

On 23 October 2013, the Daily Currant published an article positing that former Alaska governor Sarah Palin had  claimed in a television news interview that Jesus Christ celebrated Easter  during his time on Earth:

In an interview with Fox  and Friends this morning, the former Alaska governor promoted her new book  about the left's "war on Christmas" and argued that all Christian holidays  should return to the traditional versions practiced by Jesus.
"It makes  me so gosh darn angry," Palin explained. "The liberal left in this country  
has targeted Christian holidays and is  trying to secularize them right out of existence.
"When Jesus  celebrated Easter with his disciples there were no Easter bunnies or egg hunts.  There were no Easter sales at department stores or parades in the street. Easter  was a special time of prayer and Christian activism.
"Jesus would  gather all the townspeople around and would listen to their stories about the  meaning of Easter in their lives. Then he would teach them how to love one  another, how to protest Roman abortion clinics and how to properly convert  homosexuals.

By the end of the day links and excerpts referencing  this article were being circulated via social media, with many of those who  encountered it mistaking it for a genuine news item.  However, the article was  just a bit of political humor from the Daily Currant which spoofed the  debate over secularization of religious-based holidays and the stereotype of  former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin as about historical matters.
As noted in the Daily Currant's "About" page, that web site  deals strictly in satire:

The Daily Currant is an  English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics,  business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media.  

Read more at http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/easter.asp#buz4xColzlOeCSOI.99

Comment by Steph S. on October 24, 2013 at 11:18am

Thank you Patricia. Very good !!

Comment by Patricia on October 21, 2013 at 12:55am

Thanks for the invitation. I'm always looking for a laugh!

Comment by Steph S. on October 20, 2013 at 10:19pm

Thanks for inviting me. : )

Comment by Dyslexic's DOG on October 20, 2013 at 9:49pm

Actually I'm a big Bill Maher Fan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POhryDr0Q4g

As well as Arj Barker:

This is funny, but not really Anti-Theistic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdFa01gzwMc

Comment by Napoleon Bonaparte on October 20, 2013 at 9:38pm

Great Group. Thank's for the invitation.

Comment by George S. on May 30, 2012 at 11:48pm

For a great list of comedians who've relinquished religion, check this out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nontheists_%28miscellaneous%29...

Comment by leveni on January 5, 2012 at 6:28pm

I was just surfing YouTube for atheist comedy and found this Swedish comedian. Doing Atheist comedy in a Church. This guy is really pushing the boundaries.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XcfJC7jopM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzOGddKxuoM&feature=related

 

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