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Comedy provides us with welcome relief from the constant barrage of crap....... So here's a group for discussion of all things comedic. Share your comedy favourites, link to clips, discuss atheist comedy, and just have a laugh

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Tim Minchin sings about Science and Religion

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Comment by Patricia on Monday

That's saintess Patricia, Spud!

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A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of Pope John Paul II with his class. One student asked how they chose the new pope.

The teacher explained the process, finishing with, "So the cardinals pick him."

A student in the back of class, asked, very seriously, "Why would they let a baseball team pick the next pope?"

Comment by Lemual Poot on Monday

You don't name him anything; he can't come when you call him!

Comment by Lemual Poot on Monday

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Comment by Idaho Spud on Monday

That rabbi had a good comeback.  Wish I could think of answers like that.

Comment by Idaho Spud on Monday

Perhaps we should call you Saint Patricia.  Hehe.

Comment by Patricia on Monday

Hahahaha Plinius.

I can walk on water too.....right here in town........in January!

Comment by Plinius on Monday

A protestant minister and a catholic priest take a walk together. When they reach a canal the minister wants to go left or right along the canal but the priest crosses himself and then walks over the water to the other side. The minister tries to do the same, but falls in the canal. The priest crosses himself again, walks over the water and gets the minister to the riverside. Of course the minister wants to know how to walk across the water, and the priest tells him:"Convert to catholicism, then I'll show you where I put the steps just under the surface." 

Comment by Patricia on Monday

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.

 

"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know what you're missing.  You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?"

 

The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding."

Comment by Lemual Poot on Sunday

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist, walked into a Tavern together.

The bartender said, "Is this a joke?" 

Comment by Lemual Poot on March 21, 2015 at 6:20pm

 

My "Lizard Buddy" idea was way ahead of its time.  I still can't imagine how they could pick a noisy bug-zapper, when the gentle slurping of a faithful friend on the nightstand, would keep them insect free all night long.  I had start-up capital, and a prototype and everything.  If it hadn't been that whole, "Shot blood from his eyes..." thing and the way the media played it up, it would have been a hit.  So all Native Americans aren't experts on lizards; who knew? My day will come, you'll see!

 

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