In my job I occasionally have to respond to call center forms documenting mis-shipments, missing parts, overages, etc. So, often I end up doing some kind of investigation. One of the forms I got last night stated that somebody would need to "inertigate" the issue.
I'm thinking if I procrastinate enough I will have reached the inert state desired.
Do you have anything similar? Instead of correcting the hoi polloi, let's celebrate the uniqueness.