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Landover Baptist Church

We're a church located in Freehold, Iowa with over 100,000 church members. We as American Christian fundamentalists want to bring this country back to Jesus and practice Christian values like slavery and witchburning. Unsaved are unwelcome.

Website: http://www.landoverbaptist.org
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Members: 58
Latest Activity: Apr 16, 2011


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John Q. Antichrist or Rosco Comment by John Q. Antichrist or Rosco on July 10, 2009 at 1:38pm
I am so sad for all of these people who think Landover is a parody! These heathen have obviously never sat in a pew in Freehold on a Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Friday revival. Landover is not a group of comedians. Landover is a refuge for true Lord Lovers. I'm a true Lord Lover. I'm ready to kneel down and take what the Lord gives me, right in the face!
Rev Hellbound Alleee Comment by Rev Hellbound Alleee on March 21, 2009 at 6:01pm
I love you Landover Baptist!

Ever since I was hunted down, hogtied and kept in an unknown basement in Freehold for 48 hours, I've been a big fan!
Talibangelist Comment by Talibangelist on January 31, 2009 at 1:14pm
Abolutely priceless. Bo's law says it all and the email bag is frightening in its exposure of ignorance.

These fundies have to see its parody, right?
Jack Carlson Comment by Jack Carlson on July 20, 2008 at 11:13pm
I admire parody, but the longest I've been able to maintain that style was a single web page (http://nadadotcom.com/BadAdvice.aspx, which is geek humor, not related to theism.) I truly admire the writers at LBC for having sufficient talent insanity to keep doing this page after page. I'm in awe at the way they are able to write such tight parody that it's often indistinguishable from fundie reality.

I'm not surprised that theists often fail to grasp that it's meant to be funny. Humor is just another part of their humanity the religious are required to sacrifice for their faith. Not once in the Bible does god laugh or Jesus smile, according to the Bible's no-doubt dour writers. Landover puts the lie to the idea that there's nothing funny about religious belief.
John Smith Comment by John Smith on July 19, 2008 at 1:45pm
Look at what happened to this Christian: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/0405.html
Read the first email.
Laurie Soule Comment by Laurie Soule on July 19, 2008 at 1:27pm
I've been visiting the Landover Baptist website on and off for well over a year now. I love that if you want to post a comment, the disclaimer states right there that it is the Landover Baptist Parody Website, but the Christians who write the (sometimes really vicious) hate mail apparently don't know what that means...
John Smith Comment by John Smith on July 18, 2008 at 1:36pm
Landover Baptist is a parody? I was reading through some of the emails at my church's mailbag on their website and many of the Christians believe it's a real church.
Tracy Comment by Tracy on July 17, 2008 at 11:29pm
Guys! It's a parody! Come on over and drink the kool-aid, it'll all feel good! =)
Rosa Comment by Rosa on July 17, 2008 at 5:02pm
hahahahaha...awesome poster! :)
 

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