True believers follow The Gourd.

Heretics follow The Shoe.  I know because I am a gardener, and one can not eat shoes.  One can eat certain kinds of gourds.  

Follow The Gourd and Live!

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Permalink Reply by Jaume on April 18, 2010 at 11:28am
I follow the godasse. Does that make me an heretic or a blasphemer?
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on April 18, 2010 at 12:34pm
Both!
Permalink Reply by Jaume on April 18, 2010 at 6:01pm
Boot?
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on April 18, 2010 at 9:41pm
I'm not interested in hearing about your sects life.
Permalink Reply by Jaume on April 18, 2010 at 6:02pm
Clever! And does following The Sandal make you a vandal?
Permalink Reply by Joseph Stephen Reilly on September 26, 2010 at 1:00am
To roam around Roman territory with a sac full of cheer. What more could one wish for in this life?

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