"11:00 PM had my first bout of nausea; Rx took care of it. I feel wonderful. Absolutely no pain, I can't finish a sentence or remember words so Cary, Laura and Laurie did their best to understand what I am trying to convey. I usually get enough…"
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I discovered a brilliant new way to avoid having xians ring my doorbell in attempt to share the good news with me. Just now, I was in my kitchen, washing dishes and finding something to eat, when I looked out the large window above my sink. Two men were approaching with bibles in hand. Then, I realized they saw me. We made eye contact and I gave them a big smile. They stopped dead in their tracks and looked down, then slowly turned and walked away. I can only assume this is because I was not wearing a shirt, or a bra. Perhaps from this point on I will be answering the door shirtless. Should give the mormon boys something to talk about.
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Permalink Reply by Wanda Wilson on -
ROTFLMAO
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Permalink Reply by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on -
Ditto
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on -
A most excellent practice! BRAVA!
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Permalink Reply by Tom Sarbeck on -
Bravo for "Brava"!!!
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Permalink Reply by Donna Darko on -
Absolutely priceless, Dr. Kelly. LOVED it. Thanks for the idea!
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Permalink Reply by Susi Bocks on -
awesome!
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Permalink Reply by Tom Sarbeck on
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Brilliant. Where do you live? I have a bible I use mainly to embarrass Xians.
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Permalink Reply by Donna Darko on
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Just curious; how do you use a bible to embarrass Xians?
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Permalink Reply by Tom Sarbeck on
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My favorite is telling Xians to pray in their closets, doors closed, in Matthew 6, 6.
Then "Judge not,...." in Matthew 7,1.
The dedicated cherry pickers ignore me but I reach a few.
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