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I discovered a brilliant new way to avoid having xians ring my doorbell in attempt to share the good news with me. Just now, I was in my kitchen, washing dishes and finding something to eat, when I looked out the large window above my sink. Two men were approaching with bibles in hand. Then, I realized they saw me. We made eye contact and I gave them a big smile. They stopped dead in their tracks and looked down, then slowly turned and walked away. I can only assume this is because I was not wearing a shirt, or a bra. Perhaps from this point on I will be answering the door shirtless. Should give the mormon boys something to talk about.
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Permalink Reply by dr kellie on -
I think you might get the same effect if you answered the door shirtless and wearing a matching bra and slip.
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Permalink Reply by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on -
Well you can but it won't have quite the same impact. Now if you were wearing a lacy pink bra, that might give them pause.
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Permalink Reply by Johan Fruh on -
What scares me with this... is that more and more men will be tempted to ring at doors with bibles in their hands.
What then?!
and where's my bible?
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Permalink Reply by dr kellie on
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I'm ok with that. I have a heavy glass storm door between me and them, and I am not hesitant to show my boobs. If you want to see boobs bad enough to carry a bible and stop by my house, come on over:)
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Permalink Reply by Idaho Spud on -
Hahahaha. Hehehehe. Made my day!
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Permalink Reply by Joan Denoo on -
Perfect! Outstanding! You are a genius! At 76 and with large breasts, mormon boys would have early heart attacks if they saw mine.
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Permalink Reply by ryan leman on -
well most of the male population will be glad if this catchs on
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Permalink Reply by dr kellie on
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I would imagine all of the population will like it. It has been my experience that women love to look at boobs:)
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Permalink Reply by Ian Mason on -
Once answered the door to some JWs when I had a stinking hangover and dressed only in a bathrobe that wasn't properly closed.
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