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If Atheism is a Religion, Then...
We've all heard this before: that atheism is a religion or a belief, sometimes with the aside that it takes more faith to be an atheist than to be a believer. Sure, the logic is warped (big surprise!), but that isn't my point here.
What I want to do with this post is gather the classic comebacks we have employed to pull believers' pants down about this whole atheism-as-belief BS. Such as - If Atheism is a religion then:
- Bald is a hair color
- Not collecting stamps is a hobby
- Your birthday suit is clothing
You get the idea. So, what can we add to this list? The more, the merrier!
Tags: atheism, belief, religion
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on -
Good one!
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Permalink Reply by Terry Groff on -
Now that's funny!
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Permalink Reply by Annie Thomas on -
A few weeks ago, Bill Maher did a new rules segment on atheism. He said:
If atheism is a religion, then abstinence is a sex position.
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on
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I saw it and remember it ... now that you remind me! [grin!]
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on
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Very neat, Steve, thanks for putting that up!
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Permalink Reply by Annie Thomas on
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Great list, Steve. Thanks for sharing.
I liked "then health is a disease," "a blank word document is an essay", and "anorexia is a diet."
I'm on day ten of a head cold, so being clever is out of reach for me at the moment... I'll have to just enjoy the cleverness of others. ;-)
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