The reason why some cars won't start is that they have gremlins in them, where gremlins are by definition undetectable beings who dwell inside engines and cause them on occasion to malfunction. They do this by means of a supernatural power which also enables them to forever elude observation, no matter how sophisticated the investigator's detection devices may be.

Does your car pray to the supernatural?  It won't start if it does not please the supernatural by prayer. 

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  • ...so God is just a goblin with an overblown ego, huh?  So I guess that is why you can't spell s-p-e-c-t-e-r without r-e-s-p-e-c-t.  Okay, I'll buy that!

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