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Comment by Sentient Biped on August 12, 2011 at 4:38pm
I live in a one-gender household (except for the cat and 4 hens) and we still have toilet issues. The dogs prefer toilet water to dog-bowl water, paws down. I don't know why that is, because I keep their bowl fresh with new water twice daily But if the seat is up, they run to the toilet. It's probably that special "toilet flavor" that they find so tempting. My partner tells me there's an old Chinese saying "You can't teach a dog not to eat shit". It's OK for me to repeat this because he's Chinese.

That said, they never get intestinal or stomach diseases. They are really quite healthy.

This is an issue for me, because I am the one who cleans the toilet. Strange as it seems, as the doggies drink the water, the water washes their dirty noses, and it leaves a ring in the toilet water for me to clean.

My partner also tells me that in the village where he grew up in rural China, they didn't have baby wipes. Instead, they had their doggies do that role, which resulted in clean baby butts and happy dogs. Im not kidding.

Plus, they didn't have toilet seats in his village, so it was a moot point.
Comment by dr kellie on August 12, 2011 at 1:53pm
Comment by Dominic Florio on August 12, 2011 at 11:10am
Growing up with a mom and two sisters, my dad and I were out voted.  But, the results were not fair.  The females had to have the lid up, and the seat down, so that it was always ready for them.  The males had to arrange the seat according to usage.  So now, as an adult, I am getting even.  I keep both seat and lid down, for two reasons.  First, the lid is decorative, and second, I don't want any of my pets to drink the water.  So now, when my mom and sisters visit, they have the burden of lifting the lid, and I get to scold them for leaving it up.  Another bathroom issue is that women cannot understand why males sometimes urinate outside.  I have an acre and one half and the nitrogen is good for the plants.  But the main reason why men pee outside, is because we can.  So the battle of the sexes rages on.  LOL
Comment by Prog Rock Girl on August 12, 2011 at 10:12am
Well I keep hearing things like that ice cubes have more germs than toilets, drinking fountains have more germs than a toilet seat...so why the hell don't we all just drink out of toilets then if they're so hygenic?!
Comment by dr kellie on August 12, 2011 at 9:42am

How can I resist getting involved in this discussion?  For fuck's sake, when you are at my house, drinking my liquor, and eating my food, and sharing my cheerful company, put the toilet seat down after you pee.  All of my fags do this without instruction.

Peeing in the backyard is a bonus.  I'll join you:)

Comment by Darren Taggart on August 12, 2011 at 9:25am
Now that would cause a row in my mum's house, Mike.
Comment by Sentient Biped on August 12, 2011 at 9:17am

Urine is sterile.  But I'm all for the technology.  Better living through engineering.  Peace through science.

Poop on the other hand is not sterile.  I wont go there now, of to work.  I'd rather be here discussing mixed-toilets, but this is my fate.  Have a nice day.

I wanted to put a urinal in my new bathroom, no seat at all.  The contractor said it would make it harder to sell the house.  So I just pee in the back yard instead.  The tomato plants are lush and green.

Comment by Darren Taggart on August 12, 2011 at 9:15am
See, now you're arguing about toilet seats! Apparently this is what straight marriage is like!
Comment by Darren Taggart on August 12, 2011 at 9:03am
I like the self operating toilet seats however am concerned that we might be encouraging heterosexuality.
New Zealand is clearly not as toilet obsessed as the UK. That's probably a good thing.
Comment by Sentient Biped on August 12, 2011 at 8:54am
There are now self-closing toilet seats.  There are even self-opening ones.  This is good technology, even if hetero-enabling.
 

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