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Comment by Sentient Biped on September 12, 2009 at 8:51pm

@Dallas,
I hate to say this, but the pamphlets do make a compelling argument that god hates heterosexuals and condemns heterosexuality! Sadly, billions of heterosexuals are not able to have their orientation changed. There is no clinical evidence that heterosexuality, while harmful to society and to the individual, can be reformed.

Comment by Dallas the Phallus on September 12, 2009 at 7:54pm

Courtesy of Felch Grogan:

Ex-Straight Ministries at the Sunset Junction

A few cacophonists ventured forth to convert, in the name of Jesus Christ, straight people to homosexuality. Risking martyrdom, we wandered among the heathen crowd at the Sunset Junction street fair, handing out pamphlets detailing the sinful practices of heterosexuals and offering salvation through gayness.

Some members of the already-gay choir were merely amused, treating our serious and scientifically verifiable mission with an inappropriate levity. Never mind them. When it comes to doing the Lord's work, the Los Angeles Cacophony Society is willing to risk not being taken seriously.

Many thanks to the various ex-gay Christian groups for inspiring this event. In their honor, we dressed as evangelists and prophets and carried a cross with a baby nailed to it to symbolize the evils of overpopulation. The baby was actually a doll, in case you're worried, and the blood was barbecue sauce.

Comment by Dallas the Phallus on September 12, 2009 at 4:20pm

That's a funny video Daniel. Thanks.

Comment by Friend of Dorothy on September 11, 2009 at 8:19am

Thanks Daniel for the Daily Show link, that was hysterical.

Comment by matt kovach on September 11, 2009 at 5:35am

feel sorry for the heterosexuals lol yeah thats rich

Comment by Sentient Biped on September 10, 2009 at 8:32pm

I really feel sorry for the heterosexuals in Massachusets, having to struggle with the threat to their marriages. Clearly, we've gone too far.

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Comment by Jaume on September 7, 2009 at 6:52pm

Methinks it would read better like this (pardon my alliteration freakiness) -

... just as long as you straights don't flaunt yourselves and don't taunt ourselves!

Comment by Little Name Atheist on September 7, 2009 at 12:23pm

Sure the group is straight friendly Johnny... just as long as you straights don't' flaunt yourselves!

Comment by Woody Bass on September 6, 2009 at 8:40pm

@Dallas.. Smartass lol :-P

Comment by Dallas the Phallus on September 5, 2009 at 2:24pm

...that option requires some additional attachments for your computer...

I have an available port.

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