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Ever Been Raped by a Demon? That's Probably Why You're Gay!

According to an article in an extremist Christian rag called Charisma, demons do have sex with people. The article cites a Ms. Contessa Adams, former stripper and now warrior for 'ole JC himself, who says she was molested by these sexual predators of Satan for years, in her book Consequences.

Now, and this should come as no surprise to anyone, we all know there are incubus and succubus, as evidenced by that authoritative text the Malleus Maleficarum. Incubus being a male demon, and succubus being a female demon.

I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm thinking she was getting it on with a succubus, since she claimed these encounters gave her thoughts of becoming a lesbian. But hey, according to her, the demons in general (unspecified) lure people into homosexual behavior, so what do I know.

Normally, I would describe the rantings of a lunatic such as this as being at the bottom of the barrel. However, in this case, I think you need to pick up the barrel, and go underneath where the white worms are crawling on the festering ejectamenta to understand the full depth of her lunacy. Problem is, there are those among us that believe this willful ignorance.

There's a fairly decent critique of this tripe at Salon.

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on November 28, 2012 at 11:42am

What was it Forrest Gump used to say? Oh, yeah:

Stupid is as stupid does.

Permalink Reply by David Philip Norris on November 28, 2012 at 1:01pm

This is what happens when easily frightened people with the IQs of highly advanced grapefruit take their Bible literally. And not to mention that this is a great way to explain away repressed memories of real sexual abuse. That shadowy figure who used to visit you in your bedroom at night as a child? Oh yeah, that was a demon...

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on November 28, 2012 at 1:57pm

Hey! Don't be hatin' on grapefruit!

Permalink Reply by Pat on November 28, 2012 at 2:05pm

Instead of grapefruit, I was thinking of a comparison more along the lines of a rutabaga. They live underground and no one really likes them.

Permalink Reply by David Philip Norris on November 28, 2012 at 3:04pm

Touché.

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on November 28, 2012 at 9:04pm

Yum. Rutabaga pie.

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on November 28, 2012 at 9:02pm

This explains my first long term relationship. I'm not clear on the roles, however. If the incubus is a male sexual demon that traditionally assaults women, and the succubus is a female sexual demon that assaults men, what is the male sexual demon that assaults men? What is a female sexual demon that assaults women" What bus are they? Or are they the Streetcar named Desire?

Permalink Reply by Pat on November 28, 2012 at 9:19pm

Trolls on the trolley to everlasting perdition. But, it sure as hell felt great at the time!

Permalink Reply by David Philip Norris on November 29, 2012 at 1:21am

My guess is that there must be some gay incubi and succubus dykes going around seducing men and women (respectively). And once you go to the dark side, you never go back...

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on November 29, 2012 at 7:45am

When the "light side" has Maggie Gallagher, Scott Lively, Kalley Yanta, Tony Perkins, Franklin Graham, NOM, AFA, the Catholic Church...... Give me the dark side. But I think it's the other way around. They are the dark side and we are the light. Who's to say Marcus and Michele are not Incubachman and Succubachman.

Permalink Reply by Pat on November 29, 2012 at 8:44am

Don't you think that's giving incubi and succubi a bad name? Besides, I don't believe even Satan could stoop that low.

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on November 29, 2012 at 10:51am

Please forgive me for overreaching.