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Converting Dead Mormons
As most here know the Mormon church (LDS) has been doing gods “holy work” by baptizing dead people that didn't know the joy of Mormonism during their lifetime (they are soooo thoughtful). In appreciation for noble work it has occurred to a group of grateful citizens that most Mormons never experienced the joys of gay and lesbian intimacy. So in the spirit of no good deed should go unrewarded they have instituted a “All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay” web site.
Tags: Baptism, Conversion, Mormons
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Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on -
Thanks! I converted a couple of Mormons to same-gender-love. I don't know.... same-sex Mormon necrophilia sounds kind of unchristian.
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Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on -
That's OK half the Xtians think the Mormons are a dangerous cult - I'm more charitable and just think they are dumb as a sack of dirt.
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Permalink Reply by Jason Fleming on -
Thanks, Brigham Young is now FABulous!
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