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Church Signs

This is a collection of some scary, sad, mean, and hilarious church signs:

Church Signs That Won't Make You Go To Church

Supposedly they're all real, though some look like they could be parodies.

Which one is your favorite?

Tags: Church signs, FSTDT!, Fundie, Fundies, church, churches, humor

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Permalink Reply by Brad Feaker on August 29, 2008 at 10:56am

RAmen! But I am 6' 3"...

Permalink Reply by Crystal Shard on November 8, 2008 at 2:58pm

Here's some more good ones!

Permalink Reply by Buffy on November 17, 2008 at 2:02pm

Here's the one I blogged about:

I'm going to hell. But it's OK because supposedly none of the fundaloons will be there.

Permalink Reply by Randy on May 25, 2009 at 8:52pm

There is a tiny church in the small town where I grew up that used to have the "What is missing from ch__ch..u r" sign on the front. Every morning my school bus would stop in front of it so that high school & elementary students could swap busses, & I remember being embarrassed for the people who attended services there even when I was a bible thumper myself.

Permalink Reply by wisp on May 29, 2009 at 4:14am

My favourite by far... shows the apparent intelligence level of fundies rather nicely..

Permalink Reply by Jane Doe on September 5, 2009 at 7:13pm

Right outside of a small town I lived in for a while, there was a church whose billboard always read at the bottom: Coffee and Donuts Every Sunday at 9:15. I don't know if they realized the comedy in it or not, but, for about a week, the changeable part of the sign read: Man does not live by bread alone. So, the whole sign read:

Man does not live by bread alone.
Coffee and Donuts Every Sunday at 9:15.

ETA: Sorry, didn't take a picture of this.

Permalink Reply by B-Girl on October 29, 2009 at 5:56pm

The Assembly of God church in my town has a banner hanging outside it that says "Nothing is too hard for God". I am tempted to add my own banner to the end saying something like, "He just doesn't feel like curing cancer, AIDS or Multiple Sclerosis and ending war and world hunger."

Permalink Reply by John C on November 12, 2009 at 7:06pm

Permalink Reply by Michelle on August 1, 2010 at 11:32pm

That pretty much sums up the problem.

Permalink Reply by Michelle on August 1, 2010 at 10:42pm

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Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on January 29, 2013 at 11:53pm

The comments at "Hang With Friends" have had a few church signs recently:

... and on a better note ...

Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on January 30, 2013 at 12:01am

Supposedly they're all real ...

There are some extremely well-done fake church sign generators at says-it.com. Think high-quality automated photoshopping, complete with a variety of fonts, logos, and even reflections on the glass over the changeable message.

Loren Miller told us about them, with some funny examples by him and others, at "Do-It-Yourself Church Signs!"