Stop cluttering up the comment wall. No viral spam that has been flooded everywhere (unless it's truly exceptional). Try and surprise us with stuff no one's seen. Appal us. Banal inanity will be deleted without notice, as will stuff that violates Nexus / Ning ToS. "Cuteness" will see you ejected from the group.
Still my favourite. While we laugh heartily at this, imagine Christians doing the same. We have the last laugh though - as every week they go eat bread and drink wine that is actually the body and blood of a guy who may (or may not) have lived 2000 years back.