Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was 'ARRRRGH!'" - PIRATICUS 13:7

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Comment by Rick on June 26, 2009 at 1:36am

What is our "Churches" view on Priests and Nuns getting it on?
OK so this has been on my mind for a few days and I thought I’d share it with you and get your feedback.
In the Catholic Church, Priests and Nuns cannot marry.
Priest and Nuns must remain chaste.
BUT
Gay/Lesbian acts are prohibited.
Gay/Lesbian marriage is prohibited.

Now, human’s are the only beings on this planet that have sex for pleasure.
Human have sex essentially, to pro-create.
Sex is natural.
It’s part of us.

So why can’t Priests and Nuns marry?
Why can’t Priests and Nuns have sex?

While I will not go into gay/lesbian sex, heterosexual acts of Priests and Nuns is prohibited.
That seems odd to me.
It seems odd that this is a natural act.
I to think the Catholic Church want men and women to procreate.
So why then ban Priests and Nuns from having sex?

Ergo…
No sex between people of the same sex, and no sex between people of the opposite sex if they are Priests and Nuns….

See the oddity of it all?


Making Men and Women not have sex…is well, weird…

What do you all think about this?
Comment by Chester Wayne Leslie on May 13, 2009 at 6:00pm
I have the FSM as my wallpaper on my computer at work. I am always able to be touched by his noodly appendage.
Comment by PeggyB on March 14, 2009 at 6:59am
You can also get things like FSM jewelry at evolvefish.com.

RAmen.
Comment by justin.l on March 13, 2009 at 7:20pm
Right here you can get all things FSM.. May his Noodley Appendage Touch you today
Comment by IMAOZI on March 13, 2009 at 6:40pm
So after I posted the FMS symbol I actually got contacted by a new member of the news site wanting to know where they could get one for their car! Good question - anyone know here I can get one?
Comment by cj the cynic on March 13, 2009 at 11:27am
Nice work, IMAOZI!

RAmen.
Comment by IMAOZI on March 13, 2009 at 9:26am
I post on a local news forum and they recently had a thread "The Power of Prayer" It was started by on e poster that all he does is quote the bible (yuck)! I couldn't resist - I posted a picture of the FSM symbol with "All hail the Flying Spagehtti Monster" underneath.

You could hear crickets after that. Priceless!
Comment by Ryan Embrey on February 13, 2009 at 9:42am
Comment by Bob Lloyd on February 7, 2009 at 7:16pm
ARRRRGGGHHH! A greetings from the pirates of Secret Pirate Island a.k.a Australia. May you be touched by his Noodly Appendage for all time! RAmen.
Comment by Rick on February 6, 2009 at 4:19am
 

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