Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was 'ARRRRGH!'" - PIRATICUS 13:7

Website: http://www.venganza.org/
Members: 377
Latest Activity: May 8

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Comment by Scott T. on July 17, 2008 at 5:51pm
There is no problem in this world that cant be solved by introducing pirates to it!
Comment by Dale McGowan on August 21, 2008 at 12:17pm
I have not been NEARLY involved enough in this church. Please forgive me, O Noodly One. But the moment I brought it up to my wife, she introduced yet another potential schism, one that should be familiar to all parents: "Sauce on the noodles, or on the side?"

Which way is...you know...kosher?
Comment by Natalie on August 21, 2008 at 6:37pm
My son just loves the whole Flying Spaghetti Monster concept! It has to be almost every other day he or his sister pipes up "May you be touched by His noodly appendage, ramen". It seems to be a good example of how silly religion can be (but I have to admit that this has to be the most fun, lol!)
Comment by Annamay on August 22, 2008 at 1:52pm
Nice, Dale :P
I haven't been involved enough, either. It's a sad day when people like you and I just can't seem to take our religion seriously enough.
Comment by Paul on August 26, 2008 at 6:55am
Arrrr! And Greetings
Comment by deepthought42 on September 11, 2008 at 10:47am
Ramen for this group! I'm journeying home in a couple of weeks to go to the MD RennFest for the holy Pirate Weekend. I'm grateful to live in a state that praises the FSM.
Comment by Rosa on October 25, 2008 at 8:38pm
Our Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in Ragu
hallowed be thy bolognese,
thy pasta come,
thy will be done,
al dente as it is in Ragu.
Give us this meal our daily pasta
And forgive us our gnocchi,
as we forgive those
who gnocchi against us.
And lead us not into couscous,
but deliver us from quinoa.
For thine is the fork,
and the pasta, and the mozzarella,
for ever and ever.

RAmen.
Comment by Goodie Faithless on November 5, 2008 at 11:21pm
Yar! I just starrrrrrrted an Atheist Recipe group and Yerrrrrr all invited! Arrrrr! Bring yerrrrr spaghetti recipes!
Comment by Abby H. on December 18, 2008 at 5:31pm
May your days be filled with fettuccine and your nights with grog.

rAmen
Comment by chris on January 2, 2009 at 11:03am
Ahoi there mateys!
Aarrrrrrr!
Rrrrrramen

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War on Christmas in May

Posted by matthew greenberg on May 21, 2013 at 12:18pm 2 Comments

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/21/texas-merry-christmas-bill_n_3312786.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

i've got no problem with everyone saying "merry christmas" on christmas day.  however, they've turned it into an entire holiday season where it lasts a month or more.  in those situations it should be perfectly acceptable to say "happy holidays" or call it a…

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My first funeral as an atheist

Posted by Two Cult Survivor on May 21, 2013 at 11:30am 0 Comments

I posted the bulk of this on another thread, but wanted to add some context separately.

I finally confronted my faith and embraced the fact of my atheism late last August, 2012. Days after I revealed my "epiphany" to a few friends who knew me from another message board, my sister died from Lou Gehrig's Disease (which pissed her off because she hated catching a disease from someone she never f---ed).

THAT was my sister, understand? She was a beautiful, life-loving, potty-mouthed…

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Death of a family member

Posted by Larry Taylor on May 20, 2013 at 8:15pm 8 Comments

OK. I am venting. My mother died two weeks ago. She was a “god fearing christian.” Before her death she refused all medical treatment. She wanted to be left alone. She even refused to speak with my brother who is a methodist minister. He is a pip, let me tell you! I suspect she did not believe, but a woman born in her time could not and did not state her actual beliefs. This is the opening salvo to all christians; FUCK YOU! I had so many people come and tell…

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Unbelievable!!!!!!!!

Posted by Christy Stewart on May 20, 2013 at 2:17pm 6 Comments

This probably should not have shocked me as much as it did (especially since I am in Texas). I actually thought my coworkers were playing a joke on me because they know I am an atheist. Sadly, this was no joke. This actually happened.

I work in a psychiatric hospital. The doctors who admit patients are general MDs. (Psychiatrists see patients after admission) Yesterday evening we received several calls from irate parents. A new doctor who was doing admissions yesterday actually…

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