Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was 'ARRRRGH!'" - PIRATICUS 13:7

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Latest Activity: Feb 27

Atheist Nexus user Alexadre o Grande posing with His Starchy Holiness.

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Comment by Trance Gemini on August 28, 2009 at 8:09pm
You're all heathens.

I have arrived to convert you to the true belief in Her Horniness, The Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUH).

Sista Trance.
High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama

Comment by Paul on August 28, 2009 at 5:28pm
You'll regret it in the afterlife when the Beer Volcano dries up
Comment by Buz the Bear on August 28, 2009 at 4:59pm
Long live sin!!!!!! Arrrgh!!!!!
It's too yummy to resist.
And I beg to differ, I am not a heretic; just hungry!
Comment by Paul on August 28, 2009 at 2:45pm
No no no! Both Buz and Aaron are heretics! Ravioli is a sin!
Comment by Aaron S. (USA) on August 27, 2009 at 5:17pm
Buz is a heathen and in grave error. He doesn't understand that the True FSM loves all kinds of pastas, no matter their shape, size or color. (But it does have to be a pasta.)
Comment by Buz the Bear on August 27, 2009 at 5:10pm
We must think of ravioli, canneloni, manicotti and other stuffed pastas as lesser or demi-gods, but only His Noodily Holiness is embued with balls of meat! As a true believer in all the concerns we pastafarians, I think I'll go get sauced. Long Live Piraticus! ARRRRGH!
Comment by Mihai on August 26, 2009 at 4:51am
I wonder: raviolis are technically not spaghetti or noodles, but are they OK to worship His Holy Noodleness?
May His Noodly Appendage bless you all!
Comment by Kristi Leitholt on August 19, 2009 at 11:06pm
@ Sharpie: I love it!
Comment by ilostmysharpie on August 19, 2009 at 10:51pm
Whenever I go to my parents' house for a large family lunch, they persist in singing the good ol' 'Praise God From Whom All Blessings Flow' (doxology?) song. I hum along (because I do enjoy the tune, even if the words are crap) and then at the end always let out a harmonious RAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN. I get a big grin from my older brother, and somehow it makes it all a bit more bearable =)
Comment by Rick on June 26, 2009 at 1:36am

What is our "Churches" view on Priests and Nuns getting it on?
OK so this has been on my mind for a few days and I thought I’d share it with you and get your feedback.
In the Catholic Church, Priests and Nuns cannot marry.
Priest and Nuns must remain chaste.
BUT
Gay/Lesbian acts are prohibited.
Gay/Lesbian marriage is prohibited.

Now, human’s are the only beings on this planet that have sex for pleasure.
Human have sex essentially, to pro-create.
Sex is natural.
It’s part of us.

So why can’t Priests and Nuns marry?
Why can’t Priests and Nuns have sex?

While I will not go into gay/lesbian sex, heterosexual acts of Priests and Nuns is prohibited.
That seems odd to me.
It seems odd that this is a natural act.
I to think the Catholic Church want men and women to procreate.
So why then ban Priests and Nuns from having sex?

Ergo…
No sex between people of the same sex, and no sex between people of the opposite sex if they are Priests and Nuns….

See the oddity of it all?


Making Men and Women not have sex…is well, weird…

What do you all think about this?
 

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