Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was 'ARRRRGH!'" - PIRATICUS 13:7

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Comment by Tezzie on February 7, 2010 at 8:01am
"Our Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Who art in orbit around Ramen 324,
Hallowed be thy Noodly Appendage.
Thy Pasta al dente, They Sauce be done,
On earth as it is on dishes.
Give us this day our daily meatball,
And forgive us our diets,
As we forgive those who eat fried chicken.
And lead us not into starvation,
But deliver us from tofu.
For thine is the Meatballs,
And the Pasta,
And the Sauce,
Now and forever.

R'amen."
Comment by Greg Anthony on March 30, 2010 at 10:10am
Seen from Sarah Palin's front porch, His purple Noodliness appears in Alaska near the Beaufort Sea Coast:

http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=69.052797,-129.567003&spn=0.0065...


You might need to zoom out a click or two, but he is there! It is truly a miracle. Praise be to FSM!

Greg Anthony
Comment by Jo Jerome on April 2, 2010 at 11:40pm
From Alaska to Arizona ... I successfully converted a friend's 10 year old son to FSMism. Says he has a religious classmate who always prays at lunch and says "Amen." Greatly looks forward to praising FSM and a hearty "RAmen!"
Comment by Cadmar Huxtable on April 4, 2010 at 8:30am
Yes, Pastafari be praised!
Comment by Derek Beggs on April 16, 2010 at 3:29am
All hail his noodlyness,
Yaaaaar!
Comment by Sandra Stott on May 1, 2010 at 7:13pm
Magus Pastafi be praised! I had Pastafarian listed as my religion of choice on facebook, and some people thought I was sinning! My family just laughed, they understood what I was doing!
Comment by Donna Darko on May 9, 2010 at 6:36pm
I'm looking for a whole-wheat Magis Pastafi, is this where I'd find his noodlyness?
Comment by Jo Jerome on May 16, 2010 at 1:06pm
Been having almost daily communion of Thai instant noodles. Rice noodles count, right?
Comment by Rayray on May 16, 2010 at 2:12pm
This religion is SACRELICIOUS!
Comment by Tony G.III on June 19, 2010 at 1:13am
AARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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