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OBJECTIVE: Confronting Militant Atheism

http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/militantatheists.html

This is ridiculous, how a human can be this stupid/ uneducated on basic facts/hateful, is completely unbelievable to me (As mentioned before I live in Britain, which is much less extreme the U.S., but if this is normal there, you have one F****d up country).

For shear lunacy read the "The Faces of Militant Atheism Today", which gives you handy spotting tips then there’s "The Atheist Hides His Militancy in Plain Sight" The man forgets to mention however, that the U.S also had missiles like that.

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Permalink Reply by Gaga on January 21, 2010 at 10:25am

Well, it depends.. if you look at their Divine org chart they might smell like a dead jew, a living jew, a baby jew or maybe like balaam's ass (I guess the donkey, not the body part).

If these guys aren't for real (and I don't think they are) they are genial :D

Permalink Reply by The Secular One on January 21, 2010 at 10:29am

they might smell like a dead jew, a living jew, a baby jew or maybe like balaam's ass (I guess the donkey, not the body part).

Yeah, still stuff I don't want to smell. =P Well I'm sure there arer plenty of living Jews that smell just fine...but that's going to a creepy place I don't want....

Permalink Reply by Sandy on January 22, 2010 at 9:27pm

It's definitely a spoof. You just have to read the author profiles -- eg, "Pastor Rosas of the ecumenical Catholic Outreach Baptist Ministries has helped us greatly in bringing awareness of the anti-Christian bigotry on our Internet to the Catholic Hispanic community. Though most of the Pastor's flock are too poor to own computers, they are still a valuable asset for raising the awareness of more affluent Christians." And 'Diamond' Jack Holgroth, who helped win the arms race by singlehandedly solving the 'Fisherman's Quandary' has to be a joke.
It's very well done, though.

Permalink Reply by Sandy on January 22, 2010 at 9:42pm

The clincher. Check out the kids' page: It's very funny.
Here's a taster

Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an Atheist?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however 
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Permalink Reply by Sandy on January 22, 2010 at 9:57pm

And you can buy a Baby Jesus Antifornication Thong. This site is amazing.

Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on April 28, 2010 at 5:54pm

I thought it was a real site until I saw the thongs for sale: Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is "outta sight" in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later.

Permalink Reply by Robert on April 28, 2010 at 5:39pm

I've heard people say these things in earnest.

Permalink Reply by Jolly Sapper on April 24, 2010 at 11:21am

I like Fig 2- "Militant atheist engaged in typical behavior."

Hitchens signing a book.

Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on April 29, 2010 at 8:49pm

I think he had some alcohol with him.

Permalink Reply by Robert on April 28, 2010 at 5:54pm

Go to the kids area and click on the atheist goat's face.... awesome.

Permalink Reply by Gecko, Seth...brother of Richie! on April 28, 2010 at 6:55pm

POE....whew..I feel better:-)

Permalink Reply by DuckPhup on August 18, 2010 at 2:16pm

Objective Ministries is presented by THE SAME PEOPLE who do the 'Landover Baptist Church' spoof. Incidentally, Landover Baptist is in the throes of a coup d'etat.