OBJECTIVE: Confronting Militant Atheism

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Permalink Reply by Greta K. on January 8, 2010 at 11:55am

Is this for real? This sounds like a farce. This has to be satire.

Can people be THAT stupid?

Permalink Reply by Euan Mcintosh on January 8, 2010 at 12:20pm

You should read his plan to put a 1000 foot reflective cross in space, and his plan to put God on the flag, literally

http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/godlyflag.html (Flag)

http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/orbitalcrossalpha.html (Cross)

Permalink Reply by Euan Mcintosh on January 8, 2010 at 12:57pm

This is just gone beyond the pale....

"Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort of Way Of The Master Ministries managed to infiltrate a coven of Druids [Druid segment removed; see update below] and secretly record their creepy full-moon rites with hidden-camera glasses. Kirk and Ray narrowly escape unsacrificed when one of the Druid High Priests suspects Kirk of taping their conversation. By God's grace, Kirk was able to trick the High Priest into thinking he wasn't on tape. Listen as the High Priest -- speaking freely and without the normal subterfuge that characterizes Druidism -- explains how their false, Occultic religion is steeped in licentiousness and a complete lack of Christ.

Do not attempt a Druid infiltration on your own! Kirk's excellent acting talents allowed him to dodge a potentially dangerous situation, but you may not be so lucky. My many years of experience have taught me that Druids can be very dangerous if confronted. If you suspect Druidic activities in your neighborhood, contact your Church and have them send a team of trained Occult investigators to assess the situation and, if Druids are discovered, suggest a course of remediation -- which can be as simple as cutting down the trees the Druids worship, or may involve more intense forms of Spiritual Warfare such as exorcism or prayer-circling a coven meeting.

UPDATE (Jan 18, 2007): For those of you writing to ask why the link to the Way Of The Master Radio segment above doesn't contain anything about Druids, the answer is because the Druid segment was removed from the rebroadcast (it originally appeared at the 3:40 minute mark of the broadcast). From what I can gather, some listeners tried to imitate Kirk's infiltration and wound up being assaulted with tree branches. Ray Comfort decided it was best to pull that segment from their site to avoid encouraging any of their listeners -- among whom are many spiritually unprepared individuals turning to WOTM for guidance -- to endanger themselves. Again I reiterate: Do not attempt a Druid infiltration on your own! Leave this sort of work to knowledgeable Occult experts and professional actors with improv training who can sooth irate Druids when things get dicey."

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on April 24, 2010 at 11:34am

If that site isn't a POE-job, it's so close that the difference isn't worth measuring!

Permalink Reply by Robert on April 28, 2010 at 5:34pm

Poe's Law.

Permalink Reply by Susan Stanko on January 8, 2010 at 4:43pm

I can't decide if it is a parody or not. It claims as an objective to shutdown Landover Baptist but, it links to it as well.

Permalink Reply by The Secular One on January 8, 2010 at 5:36pm

I call Poe.

Permalink Reply by Gaga on January 21, 2010 at 4:18am

LOL Poe.
I mean 'Druid infiltration'? Kirk and Ray with camera-glasses?
c'mon *snickers*

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 21, 2010 at 5:38am

With thanks to felch grogan, I have to wonder if we're dealing with a Poe here. I too have a hard time discriminating genuine extremist christian harangue from tongue-lost-in-cheek parody. Reading this thing, though, I have to at least suspect that these guys may be in earnest ... though that Chuck Norris ad I saw made me wonder....

Permalink Reply by Gaga on January 21, 2010 at 6:51am

Ok I've met my share of batshit crazy people but this and this cannot be serious.
Divine org chart?

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 21, 2010 at 7:03am

Whoa! I've heard of straining at gnats and camels through needles' eyes but THIS is genuine HOOHAA! I have to believe these guys got NOTHING else to do with their time!

Oh, and "CANDLES that smell like our lord"?!? SWELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Permalink Reply by The Secular One on January 21, 2010 at 10:17am

Candles that smell like 2,000 year dead Jew? I'll pass, I don't like the smell of dust.

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