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Atheist Yetis for J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

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Be a Hypocrite and MEAN it! Adopt a Short-Duration Personal SAVIOR! Bob's not gonna forgive you, FORGIVE YOURSELF! THE WORLD NEEDS MORE ATHEIST MINISTERS! And "Bob" needs your money! 30 dollars gives you the right!

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An Unofficial Subgenius FANATIC Group

Yes, we know that Atheists are "fanatics!" Because, as a Subgenius, you know that if you're gonna be an atheist, BE THE HELL OUT OF IT! Subgenius unbelievers are legion, even though unbelievers go STRAIGHT to HELL!

But never fear, my Heathen Friends! For there is a way out, and up! But HURRY! If you want to catch the Pleasure Saucers before the Xists come on July the 5th, 1998, BE AN ORDAINED MINISTER! Send your 30 dollars to the Church of the Subgenius!

SALVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK! SLACK! SLACK! OK? YES! ONE BOB NOW!

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Comment by Gerry Schulze on June 14, 2009 at 6:36pm: Spoken like a true religionist trying to squeeze an extra $30.00 out of a sucker.

Comment by Rev Hellbound Alleee on June 14, 2009 at 6:04pm: Gerry, too much is never enough.

Comment by Gerry Schulze on June 14, 2009 at 4:43pm: I'm joining this group, but I have already sent "Bob" his $30.00 and he isn't getting another $30.00 out of me. How much eternal salvation does one guy need, anyway?

Comment by Rev Hellbound Alleee on April 12, 2009 at 2:47pm: That's because it's Shatner/Dobbs.

Comment by Mack Fuller on April 12, 2009 at 2:46pm: the new dobbshead for this group looks eerily photo realistic

Comment by zeeman barzell on April 1, 2009 at 5:34pm: Where has this group been??? Ahhhh.....I feel much better now. Like I just threw up on my shoes after a big meal.

Praise that mother fucker "BoB".

Comment by Rev Hellbound Alleee on March 28, 2009 at 10:30am: So the Sham-Wow guy beat up a hooker he hired.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Now, the Sham-Wow guy is one of the current victims of Scientology, since he is an ex-member, and claimed his Sham-Wow money was going to be used against Scientology Evil.

Well, I wouldn't speculate in any other group setting, but since I am in here and my words echo, I can. If this doesn't sound like a Sci-setup, neither does Operation Snow-White.

Of course, visiting a hooker is fine. But being a bad customer is just hellworthy, in my book.

Unless...my spidey sense tingles here. A hotel room, a bloodied hooker would not be a unique scenario for Scientology setups. Although it's extremely tame in comparison. Anyone ever heard of the "Miss Bloody Butt" incident?

http://www.skeptictank.org/hs/mbb.htm

So, well, this one's too neat. I'll have to call him an ass on this one. Because that's what They want me to think.

Comment by Rev Hellbound Alleee on March 28, 2009 at 10:20am: Is this like Jews for Jesus? Why the hell not? It's Roman Catholics for Martin Luther! It's Scientologists for Christian Science! It's Liberals for Wal-Mart!

Taking a chance to beat Pascal at his weak-ass bet; I know which saucer I want to be on...or am I already on it?

Comment by Ga on March 22, 2009 at 3:18am: I am saving my pennies! Only 28,967 to go!

Comment by Rev Hellbound Alleee on March 21, 2009 at 6:37pm: I will remain the one and the only member of this discussion group FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES!

Praise Connie!