WHAT THE F#*@ ARE U ALL WAITING FOR? HOOK UP ALREADY!

 

I noticed that everyone on this site is sooooo nice and polite and blah blah blah blah blah. EFF THAT! There's a good reason that this discussion group has so many members relative to the others. Do I have to spell it out to you?? Geeeez! Aren't you guys are sick and tired of dating churchie girlz and wanna-be alter boyz! I know I'm sick of it! You're all here because you want to find someone who shares your world view; right? Someone who youtubes Chris Hitchens videos on their lunch break, just like you. Someone who gives copies of The God Delusion as Christmas gifts, just like you. Someone who gets all the subtle humor on Family Guy, just like you. Someone who has at least 5 relatives praying for their immortal soul every night, just like you. And someone who rocks the scarlet "A" like a f#%*ing badge of courage, JUST LIKE YOU! You don't want someone who has to go consult their pastor after a night of ruff sex do ya??

Well then get your head outta your tailpiece, click on the pic of that hot guy or girl and send them a friend request. Believe me, they want you just as much as you want them. At the time of this writing, there are almost a thousand members in this group. In the next 72 hours there better be at least 250 replies to this post telling me about how you just scored a date with that certain somebody. DO NOT REPLY UNTIL YOU'VE MET SOMEONE!!!

If I have to be the goddamned fire starter, I'll be the goddamned fire starter. If you get rejected, blame it on me and try again with someone else. Don't be a lame either, there'll be plenty of time to talk about Obama's health care package and Donald Trump's candidacy after you hook up. Focus! For the next 72 hours you only have one mission. And that mission? Duh, Winning!

Remember people, we only get this one life. Live it to the limit!! YOU'RE WELCOME!

P.S. If you're hot, expect some traffic to your inbox... I'm out!

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Permalink Reply by Michael on May 14, 2011 at 7:29pm
Charlie Sheen, is that you?  Sounds like you lucked into some really good drugs!
Permalink Reply by Joseph P on May 14, 2011 at 8:09pm
Heh heh heh.
Permalink Reply by Michael on June 12, 2011 at 12:55am
I find that the most difficult thing is not the number of people, but how widely scattered they all are.  The nearest single woman I've found is about 200 miles away... even if she was interested.
Permalink Reply by Michael on June 12, 2011 at 2:53am

This is true of any grouping that is much in the minority.  I've tried joining some other singles groups dedicated to specific interests.  They always have plenty of members, but they are invariably so thinly scattered out that unless you are in NY or Los Angeles, the chances of finding someone within a reasonable distance is extremely small.

 

Permalink Reply by Gabriel Garcia on June 12, 2011 at 6:33pm
Maybe the problem is the woman to man ratio; I mean most posts and responds are by the guys. I say females aren't doing there part to hurry the game along
Permalink Reply by Michael on June 12, 2011 at 6:46pm
That's traditional in our society - men are expected to pursue relationships, women don't.  40 years after the so-called "feminist revolution" and nothing has really changed.  If anything, it's gotten worse.
Permalink Reply by Joseph P on June 13, 2011 at 6:56am
Dunno if I'd say 'worse'.  More like it's gotten more confusing, since you don't know how to react.  A few women follow the more feminist trend, while others still respond more traditionally.  It screws up one's ability to read the signals.
Permalink Reply by Nader Khouzam on August 11, 2011 at 3:34pm

I have been sending friend requests to women in this group and get no replies?

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

Permalink Reply by Michael on August 11, 2011 at 5:29pm

That's very typical.  The best suggestion is to skip online contacts altogether and concentrate on meeting people in real life.  Studies have shown several reasons behind this, but they all boil down to the same thing: online environments cause people to be far more selective than in-person contacts.  So skip messaging women and instead find an activity to join where you have good opportunities to meet live single people.  Good luck.

Permalink Reply by TByte on August 11, 2011 at 11:24pm
This is a discussion site, not a dating site.
People are unlikely to accept your friend requests unless they have read and appreciated some of your posts.
Permalink Reply by Joseph P on August 12, 2011 at 9:01pm
Also, you could be friending people who haven't been active on the site in a few months or a year.  Respond to people as they post things on here.
Permalink Reply by Kelly M on August 19, 2011 at 11:10pm
Hey Nader....you should try OKCupid.com.  They have the ability for you to filter your search results based on religious preference, and you can narrow it down to women who live closer to you who are atheist/agnostic or other.  It may be that there aren't all that many in your area that are active on this site.  Give okcupid a try.  What have you got to loose??  If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly!!  Put yourself out there and see what happens!  I've had several very nice dates from that site.  Most landed in the friend zone, but it was fun none the less getting to know and hang with people who have the same views we have.  Good luck!!  Hope this helps!

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