I got an email from OkCupid:
Greetings, fellow atheist. This is Chris from OkCupid. I know from hard experience that non-believers have few holiday entertainment options:
Towards making that last one more likely for you, we've devised a special wintery match algorithm, and we'll be sending you a seasonal special someone each day for 12 days.
[The name of and picture of the guy was here in the email.]
Here's another awesome thing: he's reading a similar message about you right now. Why not drop him a line?
All the best,
And Chris is a real boy! Here's his profile!
I was so excited, I thought to share it with you guys.