LOL. True, true!
Sadly, I always turn out to be the romantic one in the relationship. So far, the women I've been with have been comprised of: an angry bitch, a spoiled child, a gold digger, a new age nut case, and one wonderful, reasonable woman. (The last was unfortunately lost through tragic circumstances.)
If there's anything worse that wanting romance and not getting it, it's offering romance only to have it be ignored or disparaged.
Oooo...yes, I HATE that! He feels like you're "his" now, so he doesn't have to try anymore....he might as well just lift is leg on you to mark his territory. D:/p>
Haha, oh well, I have trouble hookin' 'em in in the first place!
Well, if you're into that sort of thing. That's one of the few fetishes that I won't cater to, myself. I still have horrified memories of some porn that the bassist in my first band inflicted upon me, which played to people with that ... inclination.